25 самых неудобных позиций спящих котэ

От меня спасибо А.Вассерману за ссылку на эту статью.

 

Это основные позиции.Не пытайтесь подобное повторить дома,если

(а) у вас нет профессиональной подготовки так спать

(б) если вы не котэ.

(редакция BuzzFeed благодарит  The Frogman, for sharing this image.)

 

Дальше без перевода,просто наслаждаемся фото:

 

<big>1. The Full Situp</big>

To achieve the full situp, you must begin with the genuine intention of exercising your abs and promptly fall asleep midway through the task. This position is extremely advanced and not recommended for amateur sleepers.

 

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Via swjcc.co.uk

 

<big>2. The Awkward Spoon</big>

The goal here is not so much intimacy as it is the socially uncomfortable sharing of a physical space with someone. Bonus points if your arm falls asleep but you're too embarrassed to move it.

 

Via Flickr: tonymadrid

 

 

<big>3. The Semicircle</big>

Tuck your tail between your legs and imagine that you are an omelet.

 

Via designswan.com

 

<big>4. The Sunbather</big>

The trick is to look like someone who is acting comfortable whilst also appearing extremely uncomfortable. Let's take this excellent opportunity to coin the term "meta-comfortable."

 

Via weirdomatic.com

 

<big>5. The Double Bed</big>

You will need a partner for this one. The goal is not so much comfort as an expression of sheer, unadulterated greed.

 

Via weirdomatic.com

 

<big>6. The Half-Box</big>

Any old box will do, but two of your feet - preferably on opposite sides of your body - must remain outside the container at all times.

 

Via kittytips.com

 

<big>7. The Backstroker</big>

Do not even attempt unless you have tiny, tiny, precious little legs.

 

Via 7easylife.info

 

<big>8. The Sleeping Baby</big>

Find a baby. Imitate the baby.

 

Via mfrost.typepad.com

 

<big>9. The Fur Pile</big>

For this, you will need at least three friends who are not averse to your sleeping on them.

 

Via cuteoverload.com

 

<big>10. The Full-Box</big>

Just get your whole damn body in there no matter what it takes. Be the box.

 

Via shangralafamilyfun.com

 

<big>11. The Drunken Radiator</big>

Just because you are obviously some kind of gin-addled hobo doesn't mean you can't be nice and warm.

 

Via cuteoverload.com

 

<big>12. The Sleeping Dog</big>

Find a dog. Imitate the dog.

 

Via zuzafun.com

 

<big>13. The Librarian</big>

Bury your furry little head in your paws and try to look as contemplative and bookish as possible before drifting off.

 

Via zuzafun.com

 

<big>14. The Ruler</big>

Measure the floor with every inch of your tiny body.

 

Via designswan.com

 

<big>15. The Windowsill</big>

The whole world is your hammock.

 

Via designswan.com

 

<big>16. The Clothes Dryer</big>

Imagine that you are a wet T-shirt, fresh from the washing machine. Drape yourself accordingly.

 

Via designswan.com

 

<big>17. The Pot Luck</big>

Think of yourself as a last-minute fruit salad that everyone will be very polite about but probably not enjoy all that much.

 

Via cuteoverload.com

 

<big>18. The Head-Rush</big>

Head to the ground, paws in the air - let gravity do the rest.

 

Via elgoog.cc

 

<big>19. The Odd One Out</big>

For this one you will need first to find two willing conformists.

 

Via lovemeow.com

 

<big>20. The Mid-Sentence</big>

Only recommended for individuals with extreme forms of narcolepsy.

 

Via zuzafun.com

 

<big>21. The Bag Of Limbs (Box Edition)</big>

Have a friend or loved one take you apart and put you back together haphazardly inside a box.

 

Via thefrogman.me

 

<big>22. The Bag Of Limbs (Couch Edition)</big>

Same as above, except (obviously) without the box.

 

Via mousebreath.com

 

<big>23. The Dog Bed</big>

Not a bed for dogs, but a bed that is made of dogs. I.e., the most comfortable bed you will ever sleep on that also smells kind of funky.

 

Via funnycutepics.com

 

<big>24. The Office Worker</big>

Fall asleep on the job. LOL.

 

Via manualidades.facilisimo.com

 

<big>25. The Married Couple</big>

Don't be afraid to snore.

 

Via cutetastic.com