Горбачёв или Шура Балаганов?

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Горби спёр вина бутылку                                                                                                                                         Из супермаркета на днях...                                                                                                                                      Куда его?В тюрьму иль в ссылку?                                                                                                                          Свезёт немецкий автозак.                                                                                                                                       Все сайты Интернета пОлны                                                                                                                                  тем,как все дойчи измельчали.                                                                                                                                Коль  "лучшего из немцев"-Горби                                                                                                                           На мелкой краже задержали.                                                                                                                                   "Сухого" он отец закона.                                                                                                                                         Весль алкоголь известь он клялся,                                                                                                                         Поэтому,вполне резонно,                                                                                                                                         Что лично сам за дело взялся...                                                                                                                              Прости,германская фемида,                                                                                                                                    Его-"воришку голубого".                                                                                                                                           Пусть катится до дому,гнида.                                                                                                                                  И в Дойчланд не пускайте снова.