What happens when a fly falls into a cup of coffee?

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What happens when a fly falls into a cup of coffee? 
 
The Italian - throws the cup, breaks it, and walks away in a fit of 
Rage. 
The German - carefully washes the cup, sterilizes it and makes a new cup 
Of coffee. 
The Frenchman - takes out the fly, and drinks the coffee. 
The Chinese - eats the fly and throws away the coffee. 
The Russian - Drinks the coffee with the fly, since it was extra with no 
Charge. 
The Israeli - sells the coffee to the Frenchman, sells the fly to the 
Chinese, sells the cup to the Italian, drinks a cup of tea, and uses the 
Extra money to invent a device that prevents flies from falling into 
Coffee. 
The Palestinian - blames the Israeli for the fly falling into his 
Coffee, protests the act of aggression to the UN, takes a loan from the 
European Union to buy a new cup of coffee, uses the money to purchase 
Explosives and then blows up the coffee house where the Italian, the 
Frenchman, the Chinese, the German and the Russian are all trying to 
Explain to the Israeli that he should give away his cup of tea to the 
Palestinian.